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Famed Blogger Interviews Tommy Chong

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Digphilly’s Teresa Masterson — it’s been a while! — recently interviewed Tommy Chong, apparently. The interview is six minutes and forty-seven seconds; one can only imagine Dr. Chong had to be high to get through this. (Rimshot!)

Tommy Chong on Cheech, Tours, and of Course, Weed [Digphilly]

‘Trolley’ Crash Has Predictable Timing

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Monday afternoon at around 4:20, a Philadelphia Trolley Works bus (which is not really a trolley) crashed onto the sidewalk at 3rd and Market.

Ahh, yes, the fake trolley — i.e., a bus — injured one person; it apparently had its brakes fail. And, yes, if you will note the time, I’m sure you can figure out that’s not the real reason.

“Trolley” crashes onto sidewalk in Old City [SEPTA Watch]
Myspace-style photo actually from some kid’s Myspace

Ba-Dum-Pum

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HS Students In Search Of A Perfect College Tour Temple [KYW 1060]

Pot, Kettle: Meet Phillies

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Today’s Daily News reports on, uh, a blog postthat was taken down after people got upset.

The blog post in question was by phillyBurbs.com’s Dave Ralis, who started selling wife beater — if the only media you’ve ever seen is this site, a wife beater is a tank top undershirt — t-shirts with Brett Myers’ number on them. (Not the one at right: that’s from The Illadelph, although nothing was being sold there.)

I saw the wife beater post and Cafepress store yesterday, and I decided not to write about it because, uhm, it’s the stupidest, easiest joke in the history of the world. Want to know how stupid and easy it was? I didn’t even make it.

Naturally, however, the Phillies are upset:

“It makes me sick,” one Phillie told the People Paper’s Marcus Hayes when the player learned of the site’s offering.

“The Phillies find it extremely offensive that any person or business would make fun of the very serious issue of domestic abuse much less attempt to make money from it,” the team said in a statement on its Web site.

Ahh, yes. Some dude on a blog making fun of Myers with a tasteless joke is way worse than sending Myers out to pitch the day after he was arrested for beating his wife because he’s your best pitcher.

Personally, I think the Phillies are just pissed they didn’t think of the idea first and weren’t getting a cut of the sales.

Update: phillyBurbs.com has posted an apology. I’ll throw it after the jump.

Dave Ralis’ Home Turf [phillyBurbs.com]
Phillies tire of alienating their few remaining fans; make belated effort to save face [The Illadelph]
Dan Gross | Newspapers’ ‘wife beater’ clothing sparks outrage [Daily News]

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