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Christine Flowers: Out of touch!

Earni Young: Fun fact: “[M]ore than 10,000 people are jammed into the blocks between Arch and Vine streets, from 8th to 11th streets.”

Jill Porter: Yes, kids attacking teachers does cause damage.

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Christine Flowers: Ha ha I was right that girl wasn’t raped! RARR!

Elmer Smith: Education is the top issue now, even for people without kids!

Earni Young: No no, culture is the top issue!

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Stu Bykofsky: If you’re for the smoking ban you hate our men and women serving in Iraq, bitches!

John Baer: Reader mail column. These things are kinda obsolete with the Internet now, you k–eh, nevermind.

Urban Warrior Chris Brennan: Uhh, PGW is going to make an old woman pay $20 monthly service charges stretching back 10 years.

Earni Young: If you can’t afford a new house, don’t buy it!

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Stu Bykofsky: People sending out press releases write favorably to their own side? That’s lying, bitches!

Urban Warrior Chris Brennan: The Philadelphia Tribune, the largest of all Philadelphia newspapers, has the most parking spots of any one media outlet.

Earni Young: Some people like rowhouses so much they want to read a magazine about them.

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Urban Warrior Chris Brennan: OH MY GOD LOOK HERE IS SOMETHING YOU’RE NEVER GOING TO BELIEVE: An apartment had bedbugs!

Earni Young: Raise your credit score!

John Baer: Politicians are crooks. Most of them are also evil.

Stu Bykofsky: My sympathies to Stu on the passing of his mother. This is a very nice tribute to her.

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John Baer: The current Speaker of the State House, who got his job through a shady backdoor deal, hasn’t reformed anything. And we’re supposed to be surprised?

Stu Bykofsky: People call in to WIP and say stupid things.

Urban Warrior Chris Brennan: Nobody cares about public health care, they only care about saying they’re big into public health care so they can get elected.

Earni Young: There are condos in Philadelphia.

Deborah Leavy: I went on vacation.

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John Baer: Some freshman lawmaker is going to fine a horse’s head in his bed from other lawmakers.

Stu Bykofsky: Casinos are rich.

Urban Warrior Chris Brennan: The Philadelphia Tribune’s reporters have a lot of cars.

Earni Young: “Prince Charles did not comment specifically about Philadelphia.”

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Stu Bykofsky: “iPod? uPod.”

Earni Young: “So far, no voices have been raised against Penn’s plan - a rare occurrence in a city where the initial reaction to any new development is ‘hell no.’” A lesson to developers: All you have to do is build in a spot that’s all train tracks and parking lots with no residents and you’re set!

Deborah Leavy: Al Gore and Barack Obama are both Democrats.

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John Baer: There sure are a lot of people who might run for mayor.

Christine Flowers: Brown v. Board of Education led to affirmative action! Or, something.

Earni Young: The city is forgetting the middle class. Thanks, Lou Dobbs.

Urban Warrior Chris Brennan: The lesson: If people are dealing marijuana, let them do it.

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Urban Warrior Chris Brennan: Credit where credit’s due: If not for Urban Warrior, the towing companies in Philly would still be bending everyone over. (Well, they still do, they just use Astroglide now.)

John Baer: The state GOP has a new muscleman!

Earni Young: Temple students like Qdoba!

Deborah Leavy: The Gross Clinic should stay, the Barnes should stay! No art should ever be moved anywhere!