Hot New Investment Item Sells Out In Minutes

This morning, Eagles standing room only tickets went on sale, and fans pounced.

The Eagles website reports that tickets sold out in minutes, as fans and scalpers alike scooped up the $50 (plus various ridiculous surcharges) tickets that will allow you to stand in the councourses or steal tardy fans’ seats.

But, never fear! The fifty buck tickets can be had online, at places like RazorGator, for only…

Hey, for only a $300 premium. But, that’s a seat — or, rather, a place to stand — for the game against T.O.! C’mon, how could it really not be worth it?

Standing Room Tickets Sell Out Quickly [PhiladelphiaEagles.com]
Bird Brains [PW]
Related: Eagles officials angry about early sale of standing-room tickets [Daily News]
Yesterday: Buy, Eagles Fans, Buy