Drug Czar Has Clearly Never Smoked Up

This is from a while ago, but although I made fun of him in the paper I don’t think I did anything here, which means: Fair game! Easy opportunity to make the same jokes again!

Ladies and gentlemen, Office of National Drug Control Policy Chairman — i.e. the drug czar — John Walters:

“Marijuana usage is a blind spot in our communities,” Walters said. “It is the catalyst that makes violence worse. We need to abandon this notion and work to fight these substances.”

Hey, Mr. Walters. You ever hear of crack?

Walters Points Blame At Parents [The Bulletin]