Apparently They Put Jennaphr In A Corn Maze This Morning And Somehow I Missed It, Dammit

To be honest, though, ever since they got rid of the dancing mascots watching Good Day Philadelphia just hasn’t been the same.

If there’s one thing that’s killing me this early afternoon, it’s knowing that of all the days that I didn’t TIVO this morning’s edition of “Good Morning Philadelphia”, it had to be the day that they dropped Jennaphr Frederick in a corn maze somewhere in the wilds of Chester county.

Word is that she’s still there, and after years of abuse, Steve Keeley is refusing the use of SkyFox to locate Little Miss Thing.

BREAKING NEWS: FOX 29 ATTEMPTS TO SEVER TIES WITH J-FRED BY DROPPING HER IN A CORN MAZE [Amen]