Cops Raid Dreamboat Terrorist’s House

Over the weekend, the cops raided the home of Daniel Moffat for having eyes that were just too dreamy for Philadelphia. Okay, actually, Moffat (a co-owner of the house) and three others were detained for 12 hours by police while cops searched their house.

Homeland Security searched the property; L&I inspected and sealed it. (Someone got L&I to come out!) The four had circulated petitions against police brutality; police went to the residence to investigate a nearby surveillance camera spraypainted inoperable and later entered when “they had probable cause to believe there was trespassing or even burglarizing,” Lt. Frank Vanore told the Daily News. When the foursome went to prison, Moffat said a police captain called it a “kidnapping.”

And just hear what what Mr. Dreamboat says the cops did to him: “I couldn’t find my phone list that was posted on the wall. I couldn’t find a notepad with a bunch of my notes in it. I couldn’t find this little book with a lot of phone numbers in it.” They took any chance of getting a booty call to ease the pain of being detained for 12 hours by the police.

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