Good thing they had the $1 deductible

An entry from yesterday’s Bucks County Courier Times crime log, which never fails to provide endless hours of comedy (I’m easiliy amused):

Dollar Tree, 4:50 p.m., Sat, sausage, $2 value.

We’ll just go with the easy questions here:

1. How is one item from Dollar Tree #2?
2. Since when does effing Dollar Tree sell sausage?

Public safety log 1.10.06 [BCCT]