New Dollar Coin Ends The Early-Darkness Blues

Ohh, yeah! Starting today, you can get the new dollar coin from the U.S. Mint. This new coin features James Madison, who is most famous for defeating Stephon Marbury one-on-one.

As you can tell from the photo, James Madison had something really wrong with the side of his mouth. Bell’s palsy, maybe?

Update: There are $10 first lady coins, too! Except Thomas Jefferson was a widower, so he got Lady Liberty. They had an affair during his presidency.

New Dollar Coin Goes Into Circulation [NBC 10]