Keeping Mum In Important Situations

“We’ve been asked not to the speak to the press,” he said.

Ooh, what juicy story is this about?

Oh.

And on the hit list is the Starbucks kiosk at the Cherry Hill Mall. Employees, so-called “baristas,” were given notice on Friday.

Yes, the public shall never know why this particular mall kiosk closed. There is some hope, though; if only a Cherry Hill Starbucks version of Deep Throat were to emerge.

What’s also great about this Inquirer article is how “Pennsylvania has dodged the bullet” since no Starbucks are closing here — yet. I think I’m going to faint.

Bad news brewing; S.J. Starbucks to close [Inquirer]