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Let me put on my Jay Leno mask for a second. (I shudder to think such a thing exists, and I even shudder to think someone would pay for it, but I’m sure it does, and I’m sure someone has.)
“Kevin, what do I love?”
“Stupid criminals!”
“That’s right…”
Okay, mask off, enough Leno mentions. (If I’m home on Monday nights, I watch “Headlines.” I not ashamed of it, I think.)
Anyway, right: We have another stupid criminal story. Here it is: A man allegedly robbed a bank in Bristol Township yesterday. Cops said he got a little over 4K from the Bank of America on Route 13.
After leaving the bank, the robber allegedly walked to the end of the shopping center, crossed a parking lot and went to the diner to get some breakfast. (NBC10, naturally, has video.)
Cops eventually rushed in and caught the man, since he only walked about 200 feet.
NBC 10 also quotes a waitress at the Sunshine Diner:
“He came in and he was ordering pancakes off the kids’ menu. And the next thing you know we’re surrounded by cops and he ran into the bathroom, ” said Kimberly Sermarini, a waitress at the Sunrise Diner. “He just pointed here and it was like, ‘I want five pancakes.’ I said, ‘But that’s a kids’ menu,’ and he was, like, ‘I want five of them.’”
Thanks for fleshing out the story, guys.
Diners get hot coffee, hot pursuit [Bucks County Courier Times]
Cops Say Pancakes Tripped Up Bank Robber [NBC 10]
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