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It’s time for another Chat™, in which our protagonists discover NBC 10’s new website:
pwddmac: okay, lemme set the intro real quick: so remember how I told you that nbc10’s starting a new website called bigphilly.com?
pwddmac: it’s actually digphilly.com.
anonymous reader: digphilly.com?
reader: why on earth would they name it that?
pwddmac: dunno. i figured out it was nbc 10’s site by checking the domain’s registration.
pwddmac: also there’s a photo of teresa masterson on the front page.
reader: oh look at you, encyclopedia brown.
pwddmac: i prefer to think of myself as more of a contestant from the carmen sandiego game show.
pwddmac: “This is not the real digphilly.com.This is just a taste of what’s to come. Don’t worry, we’re no tease. Feb. 5 we put out.”
pwddmac: get it, it’s like SEX!
reader: we’re putting out with blog entries about exercise pole dancing, maybe?
pwddmac: perhaps. but for now: there’s a new article!
reader: ok, this blog is so pointless i’m not even sure it’s good sport to make fun of it
pwddmac: no, it’s very important. the entry’s about things that let you see if someone checked your myspace profile.
reader: i didn’t know those things actually worked
pwddmac: what if she knows i checked hers???
reader: oh no!
reader: WHAT IF SHE KNOWS I CHECKED HER PROFILE?
pwddmac: she might be able to figure out who you are and they she will hunt you down and kill you since YOU are the one who always makes mean comments because i’m a pussy.
reader: come on, be mean. i dare you.
reader: say something mean.
pwddmac: the current administration’s handling of the war in iraq is sub-par at best.
reader: have you looked at the rest of the site?
pwddmac: you mean this: “wawa has the best phuckin sandwhich wraps doggz…… nosh the buffalo chicken wang wrap its the shizzle.”
reader: wait, what?
pwddmac: this has to be just the staffers fucking around and testing it, right?
pwddmac: i’m sorry, phucking around.
reader: did you read the one about 20 cents?
reader: ninja staring contest, too.
1:45:45 PM pwddmac: “I saw that ninja fighting a parking meter on South Street last week. I think they’re still at it.”
pwddmac: NONE OF THIS MAKES SENSE AT ALL
pwddmac: WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE
reader: you’re right, i think they’re phucking around
pwddmac: but even for that, it’s phucking retarded
pwddmac: i mean i know test messageboard posts don’t need to be “The Tiger” but this is a bit much.
reader: if it’s so bad i don’t even want to waste company time looking at it, then you know it’s not worthwhile
Their Space [DigPhilly.com]
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