‘Could,’ but ‘won’t’

Yeah, that’s the right attitude to take when dieting and exercising! “I need to lose… 10 pounds… before… I die.”

Metro Philly

Dieting… with sexy results

Sex sells. At least that’s what they say, even if it’s not legal. And now the newest place to start selling sex? Group dieting clubs:

“Since NutriSystem, my sex life is excellent,” a male dieter says in one testimonial that claims a loss of 62 pounds.

Wow. Isn’t this like prostitution or something?

NutriSystem lures men with pizza, sex [AP via CNN.com]
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