Everything Working For Dodgers Pitcher

Jason Johnson pitched for the Dodgers last night; the reliever is diabetic and uses an insulin pump on the field.

Let’s listen how announcer Tom McCarthy worked it into the conversation last night.

I hope Curt Schilling comes back, so McCarthy can say how Schill runs a charity for ALS. “And swinging at that breaking ball there will also destroy your brain and spinal cord cells!”

Bra/Wallet Combo To End Poverty

The Daily Pennsylvanian reports on a great new product, in as much as it involves breasts: The Brallet!

It’s a combo breast enhancer and wallet so you can have bigger boobs and hold your ID to get into a club and impress a dude with your bigger boobs. The product, conceived by first-year MBA student Sara Tenenbein, is the lead in a story about the Wharton Business Plan Competition. “Other ideas range from socks designed for below-knee amputees [so, mittens?—dmac] to new social networking technology,” the DP writes.

Oh, yeah, and then there’s this other semifinalist proposing low-cost healthy food for diabetics in India. “India is becoming the diabetic capital of the world,” said a team member. But forget that — it has nothing to do with breasts.

Don’t use a purse? Try a brallet [DP]

Diabetes = Entertainment

Famous People With Diabetes [NBC 10]