Also Reported: 100 Percent Of Public Stupid

Bush apparently beats aliens by around 16 points. I can’t believe people are so freaking stupid. Obviously Bush being a good president is much less likely to be true than aliens living on earth.

More people do claim to have seen UFOs than are planning on voting for Dennis Kucinich in the Democratic primary — at least in New Hampshire, the most important of all states — though. Also beating Kucinich? Stephen Colbert.