Don’t You Have Any Remorse?

The story of the Jeweler’s Row peeping tom never really took off, perhaps because it didn’t have hilarious characters like a guy in a pimp hat. Anyway, NBC 10 finally made this a story worth commenting on when Deanna Durante somehow made him crash into a wall. He seems to walk into the wall himself and crash into Durante; it’s clearly some sort of Jedi mind trick.

After the collision, Benjamin Sorkin hilariously asks Durante what’s wrong with her and she then immediately throws the red flag and calls for instant replay.

Thanks, Meech

Lu Ann Cahn Lost Battle, Wins War

Let’s say you’re a newswoman who happened to have her panty drawer raided by a local comedian. Do you laugh it off? Naah. You turn it into a ratings grabber, no doubt! (Ahem, Alycia Lane.)

NBC 10’s Lu Ann Cahn always tries to stand up for you, but Tuesday night she told us exactly what happened to her — in a very public way. And that’s why she was fighting back. [...]

Arthur Goldman was actually charming, Cahn said, and he invited her and an NBC 10 camera crew into the apartment where he lives with his comedian son, Peter Goldman.

Peter is better known as Danny Ozark, and he’s sometimes a guest on 94.1-FM WYSP’s Kidd Chris Show.

“While we were there, things got a little wild, and umm … her lingerie drawer was examined,” Ozark said on the radio, telling the world how Cahn’s house sitter invited him to her house while she was out of town and he went through Cahn’s personal stuff.

The Daily News[' Dan Gross] called her about it Monday, and Cahn said she felt humiliated. But when she saw Tuesday’s article, she decided it was time to go find out who the guy was who did this to her and confront him, not just for herself but for every woman who has had something creepy like this happen.

“Kind of here to teach your son a bit of a lesson. He rifled through my underwear drawer,” Cahn told Arthur Goldman.

“That was in bad taste. I feel bad about that,” the father replied.

Arthur Goldman told Cahn and her crew that they could go into his son’s room.

“Wow, he’s 40-years-old, right?” Cahn said.

Ooh, burn! However, I have to wonder: Do housesitters routinely let random people they meet at Phillies games into the house they’re sitting to rifle through underwear drawers? Is this a big issue? “I’m standing up for every woman who’s… had this extremely rare problem.”

Now, I can’t help but wonder what Dan Gross story will lead to another NBC 10 scoop. I can only expect it will be from this item in today’s paper.

NBC-10 reporter Deanna Durante had her own wardrobe issue yesterday when she accidentally put on two mismatched beige shoes, as she admitted to others in the courtoom at the Jeffrey Marsalis rape trial.

Tonight! Deanna Durante confronts her shoe closet! Only on NBC 10!

NBC 10’s Lu Ann Cahn Fights Back [NBC 10]
The wrath of Cahn [ha!—ed.] [Daily News]
Yesterday: Panty Raids Just Another One Of The Many Exciting Adventures One Can Have At A Phillies Game