Apocalypse Philadelphia: Bad ideas all around

Okay, let’s say you’re a dude who has a thing for hookers. Hey, you know, there are worse things, despite what ex-Urban Warrior Carla Anderson will tell you. Okay, so let’s say you’re a guy who has a thing for young hookers. Hmm. Okay, that’s probably bad, unless you’re hiring 19-year-olds.

Okay, lets say you’re a dude who hired a 17-year-old hooker, gave her enough cocaine to kill her, didn’t get her help and is now charged with supplying the drugs that killed her. So, like, you’re a monster. But you’re out on bail. What do you do? Hey, how about anything but hire another hooker?

Yes, that’s right, David Downey is alleged to have hired a prostitute while out on bail after being charged with essentially murdering another prostitute. The motel’s manager recognized Downey and called the police, who moved in. The prostitute allegedly told police the two had sex — and, dude, being a prostitute sucks if you have to screw this guy — and there was talk of drugs.

Oh, David. Montgomery County DA Bruce Castor is moving to have his bail revoked and will charge him with new offenses. The question must be asked: We know David Downey is quite possibly a very horrible person. But is he this effing stupid? During Apocalypse Philadelphia (uhh, and surrounding areas), anything is possible.

Downey Faces New Prostitution Charge [NBC 10]
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