Medium To Conjure Up A Lawsuit

I don’t know what the reaction is of people who visit this site for the first time and see themselves or something they treasure dear, like Yelp or Barbaro, being made fun of. But perhaps our psychic friend the Inquirer profiled the other day can let me know!

Yes, as best I can tell — it came from an account with the username “spiritmanjoseph,” and mediums are well-known to use Cavalier’s Internet service — this email is from the dude the dead communicate by showing him images of coffee cans (and probably other dosage forms of drugs, too!):

I do not know where you get your information and where you think that you can get away with writting the crap you do about others. I came across your trashy article about me and my work and you really should be ashamed of yourself. Does anyone actually read your garbage or buy your newspaper? They must be real losers, like yourself. Believe me you will be hearing from my attorney and I recommend that you remove that trash from your web site. Have a great day JACKASS!

Sending an email wishing a great day and calling someone a jackass is how most lawsuits begin. Now, will I be hearing from his attorney, or his attorney from beyond the grave??

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