You, Too, Can Get Terrell Owens’ Cup

It used to be, you had to be a professional athlete to get a professional athlete’s cup. I’m not quite sure why you’d want a pro athlete’s cup, but some people are just really hardcore.

But, now, thanks to his official website, you can indeed get Terrell Owens’ cup, as well as his hat and an MP3 of his rap about making it to the Pro Bowl next year. Actually, you get four of T.O.’s cups, and five downloads of his MP3, which — since it’s an MP3 — probably doesn’t have any crippling DRM on it.

Oh, and this deal costs $59. Fifty-nine bucks for a hat, four cups, and an MP3 that you can download five times. (Not sure why you need to download it more than once, though.) The hat, though, is exclusive to T.O. Fan Club members — oh, yes, this is what this deal is for, a membership to Owens’ fan club — and you do also get this bonus:

You will be automatically entered in “Meet and Greet” and have a chance to win two (2) round-trip tickets to “BIG D” to see me “live” in action, as well as meet me after the game.

I must say, I’m a little confused why “live” is in quotes. It seems like you’ll be watching the game on television and then meeting T.O. outside the locker room after the game. But, hey, you do get four cups!

Fan Club Package [Official Store of Terrell Owens]
Join Terrell Owens’ Special Club [Deadspin]

Copy Cats [PW]
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