Get Drunk And Curse Out Castro

Now that Fidel Castro is dead no longer Supreme Leader of Cuba, people are celebrating the day when America and Cuba will be have open borders and free trade and good relations. This will never happen, of course, even though everyone everywhere ever is pretty much in agreement that the U.S. embargo against Cuba is harmful to the U.S. and to Cubans.

So, hey, Cuba Libre says, let’s just get really drunk and celebrate anyway! Until Thursday, you can get a free cocktail if you buy food a the Second St. restaurant or the one in Atlantic City. And the one in Philly has “Fidel Castro’s yearbook” on display! This is as good as we’ll do until Dan Gross exhibits his Lower Merion H.S. yearbook with Kobe Bryant.

Down Goes Fidel! Lets Drink! [Foobooz]