The Alycia Lane Files

By now you’ve seen this at 10,000 other places, but I figured I might as well pile on. (Sorry for the delay; I’ve been having problems posting, of course.) Since I’m too lazy to scan in my own copy myself, here are your criminal complaints, in two easy versions.

Philly.com’s front page has your censored version (direct link) while Metro lets the fucks fly.

CBS 3 has finally reported on it: “Alycia categorically denies she made any comment, or that she struck the officer.” Dan Gross says she will be edited out of CBS 3’s holiday special; Lane is, right now, “on vacation” (really) until at least 2008, says Michael Klein. The Philadelphia press is going all out on this story.

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