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 And, in the best Craigslist missed connection since “Me: Playoffs; You: Phillies,” it’s a touching story of love between a boy and a hawk:
The Time: 12:25 in Rittenhouse.
You: The brown feather-coated beauty who decided to venture into metro life, swoop down, and kill and eat a pigeon today in the park… perched just low enough that everyone could see the beautifully gory details.
Me: Um, the boy wishing that you were my pet hawk, to launch at unsuspecting hipsters and cabbies who swerve into the bike lane.
Here’s hoping we meet again.
This sure beats the usual “Boy I sure hate blacks and jews!” posts that usually passes for banter on Craigslist.
Look at my hawk [CL Philly]
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