Leftovers: Crab Cake King Confirms Crab Cake Love

• Bobby Chez, the “crab cake king of New Jersey,” was found guilty of violating township zoning laws and damaging his neighbors property, etc. His quote: “I’m numb. It’s unbelievable. I want to go on with my life and just make crab cakes.” Well, duh, you’re the crab cake king of New Jersey. [Camden Courier-Post]

• City Council investigates as to whether our city’s restaurants are clean. And, uh, no. (What were you expecting?) Let’s see if they do something about it. [KYW 1060]

• Kobe Bryant is being sued again, only this time we’re allowed to laugh at it. Phew! Bill Geeslan is suing Bryant for $75,000 for allegedly elbowing him at courtside. Hey, Geeslan should feel lucky he got off easy. [L.A. Times]