Greatest Forums On Web Closed

Nooooooooooo! The great Courier-Post Forums have apparently been closed. Although it’s simply part of a move to a newly-designed website for the C-P that launches tomorrow, one can only believe it just won’t be the same. Alas.

Everybody Loves Hillary

Let’s turn to the Courier-Post Forums for the answer to the question: Can Clinton be liked and win?

• >>”Can Clinton be liked and win?”<< If you're a Lesbian...maybe
• I am pretty liberal and I wont even vote for Hilary. I am slowly converting, the Republicans are looking better and better each day.
• Rudy Juliani has the same problem.
• Her husband was POTUS, not her. She wore fancy dresses to overpriced dinners and picked out china. She made a lot of noise about issues that were ignored. She did nothing. The last time I checked, Bill Gates’ wife hasn’t programmed any software so what makes you think this woman can run this country?

Barack Obama, As Viewed By Morons

Hey, so Mike Huckabee won the Iowa caucus for the Republicans — good predictions, pundits! — and Barack Obama put in the best performance by a black quarterback since Donovan McNabb, winning for the Democrats.

Let’s head to my favorite source for commentary on anything (no, not Domelights, the Courier-Post forums, silly) to see what they’re thinking. Pretty much everything can be marked [sic].

• If you have to question a mans patriotism that is running for President…its too late. Obama does even put his hand over his heart during the National Anthem. Obama gives a lame excuse why he doesn’t wear a flag pin on his lapel.
• I am totaly against this guy. He tries so damn hard to hide his muslum background. If you feel you have to hide your religion, well, you must know something is wrong. I have seen video of this guy with his back to OUR flag while the athem was playing. SO sorry…this man is trash.
• all i have to say is if the democrats screw up this election (which is pretty much in the bag right now) by putting a black muslim in there as a choice, then i’m voting republican. AND I DON’T WANT TO. why not just open the door and invite osama bin laden in.
• OBAMA IS NO WHERE NEAR BLACK. CANT TRUST A MAN WHO HIDES HIS OWN RELIGION.
• but it’s scary to think that, even though oprah should be respected, people would vote for someone based on what a “celebrity” says.
• I don’t follow Obama but last night a supporter of Obama told me. That he was and so was Obama disenfranchised about the U.S. and agree with some european about our country. Now that is very FISHY.

Your voting public, everyone! On the plus side, no commenter has mentioned Ron Paul yet.

Incidentally, Barack Obama is not a muslim. He’s also not much of a dancer.

Huckabee, Obama win Iowa caucuses [Courier-Post]
[Awful image via Obamarama.org, which is so excited about Obama it hasn't updated since June]

Courier-Post Forums Comment Of The Year

By the way stahlin, you’d be surprised how many more people who have sought the help of that God you deride, have managed to overcome their addictions as opposed to those who’ve depended on Evolution or “dinosaurs” that have existed, for their help.

Pick one: Get well from drug addiction or believe in dinosaurs. I didn’t know it was one or the other.

System fails area’s homeless women [Courier-Post]

The Good Old Fashioned Morons In New Jersey

My new favorite source for up-to-the-second commentary on anything, the Courier-Post Forums, has a hot debate going on right not that dwarfs any previous debates about why homosexuality is a choice and why Jews and Indians are doctors.

The backstory: A dog named Congo bit a landscaper and was sentenced to death. But since we only get bloodthirsty about humans being put to death, the dog was spared by a State Assembly panel.

Oh, but there’s a twist. I think it’s best to just let the Courier-Post explain this one: “The story connects hot-issue circuitry. Mix the gentility of leafy, enlightened Princeton with the dog-lovers and the immigration debate — the landscaper is reported to have been an illegal from Honduras — and the story quickly won global appeal.” Congo is New Jersey’s Jocelyn Kirsch!

Congo’s owner, some guy named Guy James, says the ninety-six bites our friendly Honduran immigrant received were actually in self defense after the dude and some buddies hit the dog with a rake. Assemblyman Neil Cohen went to visit the dog and decided, hey, this dog’s fine: “Congo had sat patiently and played with a ‘Hanukkah toy’ from Cohen, while reporters and photographers accompanied the legislator.”

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Courier-Post Forums Continue To Amaze

Selected comments on the Courier-Post story Camden diocese plans to shut 9 schools.”

• “Blame Norcross & the Camden County Freeholders for this one.”
• “It’s time the church got it’s act together and do what it’s MAIN purpose is. TEACH ABOUT JESUS!!! not be in the $$ business. How much $$ does the Camden Doc. bring in a year total. More than enough to spread the word of god. BEWARE the Muslims schools are free!!!”
• “Without the blood of the minority the pale man existence will be futile. Just like the Greeks needed Egypt, the roman needed Israel, and America needed Africa. Without the needs of the African race the pale man will cease to exist. Kuy yul hal kairuun”
• “I know more Dr.’s and Lawyers who came from Catholic education, more than Public school…. Stop picking on the Catholics, I don’t hear people bashing the Hebrew school down near AC. The Jewish community down there do not want there kids going to AC High, I don’t blame them. DIVERSE means crap if the parents don’t teach them it at home. What is the term diverse mean that my kid gets to put a condom on a banana or they learn about every other HOLIDAY except Christmas.”
• “that is pure b.s. about the catholics being mor dr’s and lawyers. most of the doctors are jewish or indians. none of which got a catholic education.”

Okay, to be honest, I just wanted to post those last two.

Camden Diocese plans to shut down 9 schools [Courier-Post]