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CNN.com Attempts To Brighten Dreary Day

Actual headline from CNN.com (you’re required by law to make fun of this headline as a media blogger, I suspect):

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Not bad, CNN, but you know that “Puppies! Puppies! Puppies!” takes up less space and is much cuter to boot.

Baby pandas! Baby pandas! Baby pandas! [AP/CNN.com]

Archives: Puppies

Self-Fulfilling Prophecy

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Uh, right.

Poll: Iraq war could wound GOP at polls [CNN]

Leftovers: This Ain’t No Party

• A man from Butler allegedly beat up his mom because she wouldn’t party with him. Yeah, there are a lot of stupid things that happen in Philadelphia, but this kind of stuff is reserved for Western Pennsylvania. That and quarterbacks. [AP/Pittsburgh Post-Gazette]

• Could A.J. Feeley be heading back to the Eagles? More importantly, could Heather Mitts be heading back to Philadelphia?

Comcast needs proofreaders even more than my blog does. [The Trouble With Spikol]

• Highlight of the day: CNN’s Kyra Phillips managing to have her mic turned on in the bathroom.

It’s Official!

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We’ve run out of news.

Solar system loses a planet [CNN.com]

Seriously, Mr. Cosby, You Make It Too Easy

Front page of CNN.com:

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Ooh! Ooh! I have a first guess!

CNN.com

Profanity, Live On CNN?

From CNN this morning:

Seriously, does he say “fuck”? (The guy off-screen, I think, is the guy who says it. He does the morning financial report.) I mean, I doubt he’d be saying that, but I cannot think of anything else that the noise could be. Help me out here?

CNN Now Taking Shots At Itself

Taken yesterday from the front page of CNN.com:

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Geeze, I’m no huge fan of the new design either, but I don’t know if they needed to bash their own design on as the lead story!

CNN.com

CNN.com Confusing Headline Of The Day

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Yes, because America’s blind really need things to make it harder for them.

GPS helps blind, blocks guide dog’s signals [CNN.com Video]

CNN asks the tough questions

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Clearly, the only correct answer is C, all of humanity, for letting Britney Spears procreate.

CNN.com