Leftovers: Fen Branklin, I Presume?

• Ladies and gentlemen, the worst Ben Franklin impersonator ever! [Lookalike.com]

• The Daily Show investigates why New Jersey residents can’t pump their own gas. Turns out, it has something to do with mullets. Who knew? [Video Dog (Salon)]

• Salon also investigates that anti-gay marriage amendment and says it’s just a big ploy to the base that gets kinda queasy when two guys kiss. Really, Salon? Gee, I never knew. [Salon]

• The city had its lawsuit against 17 online tourism companies thrown out, which means not only did we not get the full taxes we said we did in the lawsuit, but we lost money filing this suit, too. But wait! “The city has hired a private local law firm, Berger & Montague P.C., to pursue the litigation. As payment, it will receive 30 percent of the money collected for the city.” Huzzah, huzzah! [Inquirer]

• Let’s end this day with some puppies. [Flickr]