Leftovers: Shore enough

• Ahh! Shore guide in the Inquirer! That means it’s almost summer. All together now: Yay! [Inquirer]

• Speaking of going down the shore, Atlantic City will be remembered in the new Monopoly — on a Community Chest card. Gee, thanks, Hasbro. [KYW 1060]

• Not only is 911 a joke, but so is the CIA. Now, how long until the first “Hey, by reporting this you’re hurting national security!” from Michelle Malkin? [Harpers]

• A delivery company screwed up and had a ton of SEPTA Trailpasses stolen — Zone 2. SEPTA asking the public not to buy them. You know what this means: Cheap trailpasses! [Inquirer]

• Arlen Specter to Russ Feingold: “You are no more a protector of the Constitution than am I.” Russ Feingold to Arlen Specter: “Wait, you’re still a senator?” [Washington Post]

• This just might be the best newscaster slip-up, ever. [YouTube]

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