The White/Snow Puns Have Been Exhausted Already

Police said yesterday a man sent cocaine in Christmas cards to Philadelphia from Peru. He got caught, somehow, and now we have puns like “white Christmas” and “Muletide greetings” (ha!).

The message in the card, in part (this is translated from Spanish, I believe):

“I’m sending this card, which makes me so happy, and through it I want to express immense affection toward you.”

With cocaine? Yeah, okay, that sounds about right.

Muletide greetings [Daily News]