Christina Alisio Retains Counsel, Probably Plans Hilarious DiMeoesque Lawsuits

Hey, remember Christina Alisio? Wait, you don’t? Oh, come on! It was just two days ago when she told the New York Post she boinked Mets catcher Paul Lo Duca!

Apparently not content to simply have her one day in the sun, Alisio has taken the next step of hiring a law firm to represent her:

“The Firm of Saltz, Mongeluzzi, Barrett & Bendesky, P.C., today was retained to represent Christina Alisio, a private citizen who resides in Philadelphia. She has been the subject of numerous, recent media reports in connection with New York Mets Catcher Paul Lo Duca. On Ms. Alisio’s behalf, the Firm is investigating these media reports and the possibility of legal recourse. The matter is being handled by Attorneys Michael F. Barrett, Esq., and Donna Lee Jones, Esq. Out of respect for our Client and legal process, there will be no further comment on this matter at this time by the Firm or Ms. Alisio.”

You know what that means, boys and girls? Yes, just two days after going to the New York Post and whining that a ballplayer she met in a gambling parlor wasn’t her true love, Alisio appears ready to sue some media outlets.

Oddly, the Daily News story breaking this news has been taken down from Philly.com. Gasp! Who knows, exactly, what the evil news media did to the “private” citizen who told the New York Post the baseball player she met in a bar wasn’t her one true love.

But, really, we can’t wait to find out.

Statement Regarding Representation of Christina Alisio [SMBB/U.S. Newswire]
Tuesday: Philly Teen Learns Valuable Lesson: Baseball Players You Meet In Gambling Parlors And Fuck On The First Date Are Not Always Faithful
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Philly Teen Learns Valuable Lesson: Baseball Players You Meet In Gambling Parlors And Fuck On The First Date Are Not Always Faithful

Meet Christina Alisio. Alisio is — or, rather, was — Paul Lo Duca’s “Philly chick.” Yes, the 19-year-old Alisio was banging the Mets (and former Marlins) catcher when he came to town, but was shocked — shocked — when she found out that Lo Duca was married and had another 19-year-old in New York!

According to the New York Post, the two originally met last year at a gambling parlor (the Center City Turf Club, we suppose) where she works. Lo Duca passed her his phone number, invited her and some friends to a ballgame, then back to his hotel room, where he shooed her friends away for some time between the sheets. The Post also provides this detail: “[T]he pair had their romps exclusively at the Westin and the Hyatt, where he occasionally stayed.”

But Alisio was shocked — shocked! — to find out her baseball loverboy not only had a wife, but also another 19-year-old girl on Long Island, allegedly. (Lo Duca denies all of this, of course, as well as the allegations that he has a huge gambling problem. Quote from a rep: “It’s her one chance to be in The New York Post.” Yes, Philly girls, dreaming of one day making the pages of the New York Post.)

Alisio, though, says she’s heartbroken. To wit:

“I guess Paul likes young girls and has one in every city - I must be his Philly chick,” said a stunned Christina Alisio.

“You never know how many are out there,” the shattered 19-year-old said. “He put on a good show. [It seemed like] he cared about me. He was a nice guy. Now I know it was all a show.”

On the straying slugger’s sexual prowess in bed, Alisio then added, “He’s all right but below what I expected.” [...]

“I felt hurt. I felt used . . . I felt bad for his wife,” Alisio said. “I was just a piece of ass for him.

“I don’t really want to talk to him. He’s a liar.”

But let’s not be too hard on her. After all, she’s only 19, and what 19-year-old hasn’t had a high-profile affair with a member of the New York Mets that ended in tragedy and a cover story in the New York Post?

LO DUCA TRIES SOME PHILLYvCHEESECAKE [NY Post via Gawker]