Stolen Chicken Found In New Jersey

Ahh, yes: The 57,000 pounds of chicken stolen from a Delaware food bank has been found, naturally, in Jersey City.

Someone who saw the story on the news phoned police after seeing the stolen Food Bank of Delaware trucks in the northern New Jersey town. There’s still food in there — no word on its condition — and police have no suspects. Even if it’s spoiled, give it to the hungry people anyway. They gotta eat!

Chickens Stolen from Del. Food Bank Found in Jersey City [KYW 1060]