With Cheesesteaks, Experience Matters

Do you know how to cook meat? Can you pronounce “Amoroso roll” in three syllables or less? Will you refuse service to Mexican immigrants? Do you have a Master’s from the Philadelphia Cheesesteak Institute? Do you have a reference from someone with the last name of Oliveri or Luke?

If so, do I have a job for you!

Please bring a resume and a 500-word essay on your experience cooking cheesesteaks.