3 Models Steal Terrell Owens’ Cheeseburger

Page Six gets the big scoop on T.O.:

Terrell Owens’ food was stolen by a gaggle of models over the July 4 weekend

Turns out some models stole his cheeseburger.

Cheese Escape [Page Six via Daily Intel]

Beer! Cheese! The End Of Prohibition!

Joe “Don Russell” Sixpack reminds us today that it’s the 75th anniversary of the end of Prohibition April 7. Personally, I’d like to celebrate it by arresting some marijuana smokers, but perhaps you’re a little more of a beer-and-cheese kinda guy.

And, hey, here we go: Suzy (a board certified Friend of D-Mac™) is holding a beer and cheese party tonight with Sly Fox’s Brian O’Reilly and “cheese monger extraordinare” Hunter Fike. Ha ha, cheese monger! It’s at DiBruno Bros. and starts at 6, and costs $45. They will have Pikeland Pils, the current greatest beer in the world, naturally.

After the jump, more beer fun with a recent 6 ABC segment on Joe Sixpack’s book and Philly’s status as the best beer-drinking city in the world, helpfully shown on April 1, a while after the end of Philly Beer Week.

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Local Blogger On National Television

Not sure how I missed this last week, but apparently Philadelphia’s own Will Bunch was on Keith Olbermann last week talking about how the government is doing all they can to scare the shit out of us. Congrats, Will!

Bunch was on to talk about the terrorist dry run cheese scare from last week; as you may remember, a bunch of bricks of cheese were found at airports across the country. Supposedly, this meant Osama bin Laden himself was headed this way to kill a few more thousand people. Well, apparently all of it was untrue, none of the cheese found was linked to terror attacks, blah blah blah. Bunch wrote about how a CNN anchor actually said “Just kidding” on a Saturday newscast. Also, apparently an old woman who had some leaky ice bags or cheese or something was asked: “Do you know Osama bin Laden?”

Anyway, that’s the background, here’s the clip.

You might say Will has a voice for print. I try to avoid television appearances — it’s been ridiculously easy, nobody has tried to get me on TV — since (1) I stutter and (2) nobody could understand my mumbling Philadelphia accent anyway.

Keith Olbermann Updates The Nexus Of Terror And Politics - Creating Terror Scares [Crooks & Liars]
Told ya so, Part 1: CNN says “just kidding” after terror scare [Attytood]