‘You May Sleep On A Bench, But I’m At 8 Percent!’

Everyone likes to complain about their financial situation. Even Bill Gates probably chews Warren Buffet’s ear off about how he’s only been able to buy three jets this week instead of his usual four. But Bill Gates wouldn’t complain to me about his Microsoft stock, and I wouldn’t complain to, oh, I don’t know, a homeless person.

And so, I present, Al Taubenberger’s quote to a group of homeless people at yesterday’s homeless rally.

“Wanna hear the title of a sad book? My check book.”

Al Taubenberger’s check book is probably not as big as Michael Nutter’s. But, hey, he has a check book.

Tune in tomorrow, when Taubenberger addresses a group of wildfire victims in California who lost their house and complains about how he could really use a new bathroom.

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