OMG Did You Hear That Just Now?

Center City offices are on alert right now after that loud fighter jet noise that went overhead just a few minutes ago. Seriously, what the hell was that?

A breaking report from Philadelphia Will Do breaking news correspondent RJ White (whoop whoop sirens must credit Philadelphia Will Do whoop whoop!):

RJ: You hear that just now?

D-Mac: I did!
RJ: Like some kind of fighter jet
D-Mac: Yeah.
RJ: The place is abuzz!
D-Mac: WHAT COULD IT BE???
RJ: Man, seriously — it was creepy.
D-Mac: PWD will get to the bottom of this!
D-Mac: “Perhaps a UFO,” I’ll write.
RJ: MUST CREDIT PHILADELPHIA WILL DO
RJ: …DEVELOPING…
D-Mac: Or maybe knocking down some of those buildings for the Convention Center expansion?
RJ: Nah — it was overhead and moved from east to west
D-Mac: definitely a UFO then
RJ: IT WAS THE FLASH, RUNNING TO JLA HEADQUARTERS

Turns out Air Force Week in Philadelphia began yesterday, and it’s probably just the annual Scare the Hell out of the Office Workers on Their Day Back to Work Flyover. (Air Force Day at Independence Hall started at 11 a.m., so there’s your culprit.)

Friday Afternoon Chat Fun

John: What kind of outrageous crime could I commit to get Booker off the front page?

John: Right now, the only thing I can come up with is “murder Chris Booker”
Dan: Well, a plane crash got on the front page yesterday, but that’s no fun.
Dan: Ooh, you could do an online survey of the top 10 something!
Dan: Even better, you could do a survey of the worst 10 American cities for [whatever] and put Philly #1!
John: Done and done.
Dan: Wait, murdering Chris Booker sounds much better. I didn’t mean to discourage you. Also, what’s Booker like? I only vaguely remember him from 120 Minutes. I’m pretty sure I should hate him, but I want to know why.

Please note: Philadelphia Will Do actively discourages you from murdering Chris Booker.