Weapon Of Mass Destruction

If you were ever wondering: Yes, if a person uses a stick to attack someone, the police circle it on the ground like it’s a shell casing.

Bounced Bar Patron Returns To Give Beatings [NBC 10]

HBO Getting A Little Desperate For Viewers

Ha, HBO! I won’t fall for your chalk marketing on 11th Street for your upcoming TV show John From Cincinnati!

Oh, wait, I guess I just did. Dammit!

John From Cincinnati [Wikipedia]