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Oct
3
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Carol Towarnicky: “Next: Leviticus and more.” Whoooooo!
Jill Porter: Hey, some dudes want to be good fathers.
John Baer: Yep, President Bush is pathetic.
Stu Bykofsky: “Ladies, you will find Stu’s phone number and e-mail address at the bottom of the column.” No, really, it says that. Really!
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dmac | 8:35 AM | 2 Comments
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Sep
5
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Carol Towarnicky: Hey, she forgot how Mother Teresa was staunchly against divorce except for famous people like Princess Di.
Jill Porter: The Daily News continues its war on novelty items.
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dmac | 9:33 AM | 1 Comment
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Aug
22
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John Baer: That group who hates all the politicians who voted for the pay raise also hates politicians who didn’t vote for it.
Carol Towarnicky: Ha ha, some Christians told his Hindu he was going to hell on the Senate floor. God bless America!
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dmac | 10:12 AM | 0 Comments
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Aug
8
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John Baer: Another Casey might run for office. Ooh, they’re like the Kennedys, only really, really boring!
Carol Towarnicky: Hey, let’s attempt to ruin the Simpsons movie by intellectualizing it!
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dmac | 9:15 AM | 1 Comment
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May
23
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Carol Towarnicky: Jerry Falwell didn’t care about black people. Also, this: “The crowd cheered when Rudy Giuliani said that, as president, he would allow interrogators to use any method they could think of to get information and Mitt Romney called for ‘Double Guantanamo.’”
Jill Porter: This is an upbeat column that will brighten your day.
John Baer: The growing crime problem in Erie and Williamsport. Also: “When Rendell noted such a law works in other states, he specifically mentioned South Carolina. Someone should tell the Guv that South Carolina repealed one-gun-a-month three years ago.”
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dmac | 9:43 AM | 0 Comments
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May
9
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Jill Porter: Yeah, the real problem is not Chaka Fattah’s comment, but Nutter’s line that prompted it, say some black people!
John Baer: Ha ha, remember when Nutter was a long shot candidate?
Carol Towarnicky: Blah blah blah Catholics Supreme Court abortion blah blah blah.
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dmac | 9:40 AM | 0 Comments
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Mar
28
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Carol Towarnicky: “Let us pray for the hundreds of thousands who face losing their homes because of predatory lending practices. We hope that Congress will find a way to help them. Amen.” No, really.
John Baer: You go to clear the streets with the army you have, not the army you want.
Jill Porter: Now people who have their houses stolen might be able to get them back.
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dmac | 9:42 AM | 0 Comments
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Mar
21
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Carol Towarnicky: Is homosexuality immoral? No. Hey, that was a short column.
Jill Porter: Can someone who doesn’t understand the concept of vesting — Oh, no! The horror! How could he not know! — run this city?
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dmac | 9:26 AM | 0 Comments
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Mar
14
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Phil Goldsmith: A-cha-cha! Let’s begin with a quote from The Music Man. Now a girl who kisses on the very first date is certainly a hussy…
John Baer: Our legislators got hot-stone massages, paid for by us! Hooray!
Carol Towarnicky: Ha ha, remember that big hurricane that drowned New Orleans? Neither does noted asshole Newt Gingrich!
Jill Porter: I can’t believe I got paid to write this!
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dmac | 9:30 AM | 0 Comments
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