Carnac The Magnificient Returns!

Front page of Philly.com, right now:

Okay, let’s see… name three people with lower IQs than an average Northeast Times letter writer.

Semi-related: Dick Polman is leaving the Inquirer to take a full-time job lecturing at Penn.

Groundhog Day in America [Dick Polman's American Debate]
Professor [Blinq]