Pluralization We Can’t Believe In

The Grand Old Party has put out a series of email Valentine’s Day cards to celebrate tomorrow’s annual swap of greeting cards by couples. My girlfriend sent me the above one.

She knows me too well. It’s everything I love! Let’s see: Horrible political humor (with bonus points for a months-old reference), bitter politicians complaining about losing an election and, of course, an hilariously poor job at pluralization. Awesome, Republican Party. Simply awesome.