Naked Men And Cop Car Thieves

Everybody remembers that episode of COPS (in Philly!) where the police arrest the slippery naked guy. But what about that other one, I forget where, where the guy hops away while cuffed? That’s sort of my favorite, besides the one in Utah (or some similar place) where the cops are on the case of the missing cow.

Anyway, this is all just an excuse to lead into two great stories today: (1) The man in Lancaster who trashed a grocery store while naked and (2) the man in Philadelphia who, while cuffed, managed to slip into the front of a police cruiser and steal the car and drive it to Camden.

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