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A group of virgins got together near Harrisburg Saturday for an abstinence rally, but it rained so only 300 people showed up (instead of 2000) and the “Silver Ring Thing” presentation had to be canceled. A performance by Christian group Sonicflood, who has waterproof equipment for some reason, went on as scheduled.

As you can see from the above photo, the virgins in attendance were… uh… soaked? Or perhaps this is a dot painting by Seurat.

Although the group prayed, they apparently didn’t really want to see the Silver Ring Thing performance anyway.

But the skies opened about 3:15 p.m. Soon after 4 p.m., a group of Silver Ring Thing staff members, mostly young people in their late teens and early 20s, began to pray. They didn’t pray for sunshine or for the show to go on, though; “We were praying for peace and calmness,” staff member Krystle Sierras, 19, of Houston, said.

Rain shortens abstinence show [The Patriot-News]
[Photo via Patriot-News]