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Hey, do you have a Zune? (Uh, It’s the Microsoft portable MP3 player.) Okay, so we know you don’t. How about a chinchilla? Or some… oh, here, you just read the Craigslist post. (Warning: As usual with the internet, it’s probably fake.)
I have a baby alligator. He is actually about 1.5 - 2 yo. I was told he would grow to be 12-15 feet, however I am keeping him in a pretty large indoor pond, and he has not grown in a while. He is about a foot at most, and I doubt he will get any bigger. HE comes with his 35 gallon indoor pond, filter, fountain, daytime light, night time light, water heater, and I’m sure I could transport whatever fish he has in there at the time. He won’t eat pinky’s, I think they are to big. I used to give him crickets, but they are really annoying chirping away all night. He eats rosy reds and small comets (he likes them the most), which is pretty easy because they are cheap and you can stock up on them and keep them in his pond.
His name is Erwin, and of course I want him to go to a good home, if you are willing to give up a good trade, I’d assume you would mean him no harm.
PLEASE.. keep your opinions to yourself, I don’t care for them!
I am asking for a zune or a baby chinchilla camaro parts or…. make me an offer!
fish are .12 at pet smart each and even cheaper at Big al’s
Truly, Camaro parts for an alligator would be the greatest swap of all time.
[via Geekadelphia]
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