‘Dallas Sucks, T.O. Swallows’ Shirt Factory Changes Course

The strange factory in Southwest Philly that churns out “Dallas Sucks, T.O. Swallows, Romo is a Homo” t-shirts changed gears after last night’s disastrous performance and has decided that, well, misery loves consumerism.

I’m glad Calvin continues to be involved in the fortunes of the Eagles, even though he hasn’t appeared in a new comic strip since 1995. It’s just a shame that he’s turned to alcohol to soothe his pain.