Rampage In Hat Paradise

I’d like to congratulate the Daily News on their choice of tagline for the Amish school shooting yesterday. Regular papers would have stopped with “Rampage in Paradise.”

But it takes the Daily News to make it “RAMPAGE IN [HAT] PARADISE.”

Well, at least they didn’t use a photo of Weird Al.

Gunman kills 3 girls, self at Amish school [Daily News]