Breaking: Bulletin Evicted?

So apparently the Bulletin’s new offices aren’t all they’re cracked up to be. Phone lines are down, staffers were told to pack up their stuff in boxes. Apparently, the paper’s been evicted from its offices, say mysterious sources.

Let’s try this again, since I phrased things not even close: Word out of 1518 Walnut Street is that staffers of The Bulletin were handed boxes and told to pack their things, as the paper had been evicted. The place wasn’t supposed to move to its new offices a few doors down at 1500 Walnut Street ’til May 15 March 1.

Say Mysterious Sources.