Breaking: Britney, K-Fed Break Up; Also Pittsburgh-Area Blacks Denied Chance To Vote

Big, breaking news that caused CNN.com to break out the giant red banner: Britney Spears has filed for divorce from Kevin Federline. Unbelievable, heartbreaking news. (Although she’s back on the market now, boys! And, hey, K-Fed is, too, ladies!)

Oh, also, Salon reported that some black voters weren’t able to cast their votes or something near Pittsburgh. But, whatever: Brit + K-Fed are done! Wow!

Pennsylvania: Faulty machines, closed polls in black neighborhoods [Salon]
Britney Spears Files For Divorce [TMZ.com]

Somebody In Jersey Senate Election Pulls Lame Stunt

Britney’s Vegas wedding? Nice reference, Bob. Next, bring up Debbie Gibson — that’ll slay the electorate!

Irresistible Ella: On Location!

Wow, how’d they manage to get her in there! She sure gets great access!

Line of the report: “It seems K-Fed might be better at making a family than making a record.”

Irresistible Ella [NBC 10]
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Quickies: Immaculate reception

• A flight attendant is suing the city, alleging she was slapped by a Philadelphia police officer during a flight last year. And the flight where this happened was the final flight of her career. Oh, Philadelphia. [Inky]

• Daily News “Tattle” columnist Howard Gensler says to Britney, hey girl, you take some parenting lessons! Oh snap! [DN]

• Lynn Swann, who has yet to declare any of his stances on the issues, is now only three percentage points behind Ed Rendell. This is what is officially known in politics as the “post-team-you-played-for-wins-the-Super Bowl bounce.” [DN]

• And the city might install cameras to keep crime down. And to totally bust you when you buy that eighth on the corner. [Inky]

CNN asks the tough questions

Clearly, the only correct answer is C, all of humanity, for letting Britney Spears procreate.

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