‘DN’ Continues Coverage Of Ivanka Trump’s Boobs

The Daily News‘ Dan Gross continues his coverage of all things Ivanka Trump- and boob-related with another lead item about the Wharton grad’s chest. You may remember back last month when Gross reported Ivanka Trump’s boobs were much bigger at the Golden Globes than the last time he saw her. She reportedly got implants in Mexico.

Donald Jr. was on John DeBella’s 102.9 WMGK morning show yesterday and lashed out at reports about his sister’s breast implants, Gross reports:

“Don’t piss off an overprotective brother… If you don’t want me to explode, you better stop with the Ivanka questions.”

Oh snap! After Donald Jr. declared the breasts 100 percent real, Gross called up Ivanka’s publicist, who gave this quote from Ivanka: “Completely false. The only thing I do in Mexico is build buildings.”

Hmm. That really wasn’t a response I was expecting. Did you get breast implants? No, I build buildings!

Dan Gross | Bro: Sis Ivanka’s boobs real [Daily News]
Jan. 18: Daily News: Rich People Sometimes Get Boob Jobs

Oh, I Get It! ‘Stacked’! Oh, That’s Clever

In yesterday’s Inquirer, Karen Heller reviews and comments on Stacked: A 32DDD Reports from the Front. (To note: Gawker has doubted her DDD-ness.)

Heller pretty much summarizes the book — guys care about boobs, guys stare at boobs, bra makers don’t make bras right, etc. — but also offers some of her own advice:

In a survey of 50,000 women and men, almost three-quarters of the female respondents said they desired fuller, rounder breasts. Men were a slightly happier lot: Only 44 percent said they wouldn’t mind if their partners had larger ones. However, in the same poll, 85 percent of the women claimed utter satisfaction with their partners’ size.

In other words, women are perpetually unhappy with their appearance, ever desirous of change, while men are swell the way they are.

No. In other words, dicks are big, and boobs aren’t big enough.

Intuition | Sizing up the female infatuation with big breasts [Inquirer]
Is ‘Stacked’ Author Susan Seligson Padding Her, Uh, Resume? [Gawker]

Rendell Expands Rapidly-Growing Harem

This photo’s from the Henri David Ball on Halloween, found via a set on Flickr. Rendell is one again photographed with some boobs, something he seems to be making a habit of. Considering some of the other photographs taken at the party, it’s a pretty safe bet that Midge was off playing Scrabble or something.

Who are you, O mysterious Little Bo Peep? Did Rendell stare? Come on. He totally did, right? You can admit it.

Bo Peep and Friends [Flickr]
Henri David Ball [Flickr]
Archives: Breasts

Here’s A Photo Of Ed Rendell With Some Boobs

No! Wait! Wrong kind of boobs! What I meant to post was this photo the Daily News printed and wrote about today:

There we go.

Campaign photo fun [Daily News, 2nd item]
Related, from Tuesday: Lynn Swann Could Kick Your Ass At Beer Pong

Leftovers: You Say Upside-Down Pie, I Say Tomato Pie

• The Daily News otherwise outstanding article about tomato pies at Tony’s in Mayfair and other fine pizza places did omit Merc Brothers on the Boulevard. A letter to the editor is forthcoming. [Daily News]

• Get the rid of a drug dealer without selling any drugs! Start your own business? No way! Just pick up a cheap car at Bristol’s drug kingpin car auction, this Friday and Saturday. Bids as low as $20! (No, really.) [NBC 10]

• A study says that a bachelor’s degree is worth about $23,000 a year. Sweet. Or, if you’re a professional blogger, $23,000 less than that. [AP/CBS 3]

• A report out of New York City blames the free daily papers, including the esteemed Metro, for subway flooding. SEPTA hears this, comes up with a great idea for an excuse this winter. [N.Y. Sun]

• And, finally, Tara Reid is blaming her dating woes on her boob job. Yeah, I’m totally stealing that excuse. [NBC 10]

Adwatch: Lois Murphy’s Breasts Will Raise Taxes

Welcome to Philadelphia Will Do’s Adwatch, yet another hastily thrown together feature that features the best and worst (but mostly the worst) of political advertising. No fact-checking here, unless it’s particularly funny. No, Adwatch dissects the ads to find out just what makes them so unintentionally hilarious. (Or, in rare cases, effective.)

Today’s ad is an attack ad from the Republican National Congressional Committee, which you may remember from the famous 2004 ads where they essentially accused Democrats of being slaves to Osama Bin Laden. (Or something.) The ads were so over the top that Republican House candidate Mike Fitzpatrick actually asked them to stop running the ads. After the jump, the ad and some commentary.

More »

Escalators A Threat To Our Nation’s Breasts

As part of Philadelphia Will Do’s commitment to bringing you the latest in breast news (as well continuing to have an “obsession with sex,” as Phillymag put it), I present to you the intro to today’s Daily Candy newsletter:

If you’re a woman, odds are you’ve got some breast issues. ¶ You may love them, you may hate them, you may get them caught in escalators and car doors.

Okay, car doors… maybe. (An endowed friend has told me, “Umm, no.”) But escalators? How would that even work? You’d have to fall and then have them be caught under the teeth (or whatever) at the top of bottom. And that’d be, like, a really painful, bloody event. So if that happened a lot you’d think it’d be a national crisis with Dateline specials and protests and maybe even a national task force.

Clearly, I’m thinking about this too much. But, hey, I gotta keep up the image.

Bra Miracle [Daily Candy]

Well, I’m Glad We Cleared This Up

Phew.

Jennifer Aniston: Yes, They’re Real [AP/CBS 3]
(Update: They removed the original link, but I found the same story on another part of the site. Should be working now.)

Leftovers: Blogger Battle

• Ooh, blogfight! This time it’s between Philebrity editor Joey Sweeney and ex-Philebrity contributor Jonathan Valania. This blogfight is unique in that one of the two doesn’t even have a blog yet. Impressive work. Valania sez: “He needs to realize that he didn’t invent the Internet in Philadelphia.” Point! “He thinks the world is dying without Jonathan Valania’s Philebrity II,” sez Sweeney. Counter-point! If we can somehow get Will Bunch and Atrios involved in this, then the Philly blogoverse might just explode in a haze of lefty politics, snark and idiocy. God, please make that happen. [Daily News]

• Our old pal Will Bunch on the media coverage of the Amish killings: “We saw a decent chunk of the breathless, wall-to-wall coverage of the Amish country shooting spree on CNN, and we wondered if Charles Carl Roberts had been pushed over the edge by CNN’s breathless, wall-to-wall coverage of the other recent school shootings. Somehow, that issue wasn’t raised on CNN.” Next murder in Philadelphia (give it a few minutes), I’m totally saying Bunch’s most recent blog post pushed the killer over the edge. [Attytood]

• The man accused of killing a cop in a Newtown hospital’s ER last yearwas hospitalized yesterday after — and wait for the shocker here! — allegedly hitting a prison guard. Robert Flor, the accused, had previously threatened the guard. It’s all part of his plan to sabatoge any chance of being found not guilty before the trial even begins. Er, wait. [Bucks County Courier Times]

• Play interviews ex-Real Cancun star and ex-Tufts sex columnist Amber Madison on her new sex book for women. The highlight is a discussion on why straight men don’t write abotu sex: “A guy saying ‘grab your boobs,’ that’s kind of scary. ‘Whoa, buddy, chill out.’” So that’s why our date didn’t go well. [Play]

The Following NBC 10 Report Is Presented Without Comment

Fashions of the moment couldn’t be more about tight-fitting clothes, and for some women that means just one thing — back bulge, or as some say “meatballs” or “biscuits.”

Whatever you call it, it’s the skin squeezing out from under your bra straps, and many say diet and exercise is never enough to make it disappear. [...]

“I can tell you that this is the only way to really truly spot reduce,” Davis said. “You know, there is a very small amount of fat there, a teaspoon amount. But if you can take it away in a very gentle fashion, it’s a very wonderful procedure.”

Evening gown fat in front can also be removed.

Getting Rid Of Bra Bulge [NBC 10]