Obama, Chelsea, Possible Live TV Sex

Ever since I was called “obsess[ed] with sex” by Philadelphia magazine back in early 2006, I’ve grown to become even more obsessed with sex. And if I can make jokes and innuendos about it, then even better!

Hey, so here’s the end of Obama’s hopefully change speech last night, for which the camera was awfully shaky on CNN (at least reports PW editor Alli Katz, who is not tired of election coverageas I am). After about a minute of cliches from The Biggest Loser — who somehow is eliminated even though he won every single state in the Union before last night (and several in the Confederacy) — the shaky camera stops and — whoops! — up pops a CNN anchor. Ho ho! Yes, I am always excited to insinuate blowjobs and defame innocent people (see previous mention of ‘being on the Internet 100% of the time’).

Meanwhile, Chelsea Clinton is already working her corner for Mom in Pennsylvania today; either that, or she’s in town to buy a Powerball ticket. Clinton is appearing at (where else?) Penn, where she will attempt to get 34th Street editors fired, I bet.

And, hey, Gar Joseph and Will Bunch have a podcast about how big Pennsylvania is next month! The end of next month! Keep tuned in to Philadelphia Will Do to see a case study on the effects of brain melt on a writer. Aargh.