St. Jameer University

The Daily News reports today on a mini-crime spree at St. Joe’s, with an robbery at an Aramark office on campus and, more seriously, the shooting of a student and his friend.

But look and see who the school spokesman is:

“What’s happening all over the city seems to be creeping in our direction. We’re looking for the same thing that every neighborhood in crisis asks for, which is a greater police presence. All the security cameras, swipe-card readers and other technology in the world is not as effective as a visible security presence.” — JOSEPH LUNARDI, school spokesman

That’d be none other than Joe Lunardi, Bracketologist. Only at St. Joe’s could the guy who is famous for coming up with the NCAA Tournament bracket throughout the year be the school spokesman. Awesome.

Hawk Hill crime eyed [Daily News]