Ivanka Trump’s (Fake?) Boobs Are Everywhere

Today’s Daily News continues the theme of nonstop Ivanka Trump boob coverage, which means I have to write about it as usual so I can run this photo of Ivanka Trump.

Let’s do the background: Rumors were swirling sometime late last year that Ivanka Trump got a boob job in Mexico, because we all know that if you want good health care, you go to East Timor, and if you can’t find it there, then you go to Mexico! (Aren’t we the king of plastic surgeons? I can’t imagine any other country produces more plastic surgeons per capita than we do.)

And, after the Golden Globes, Gross reported her boobs were definitely bigger. He followed it up a few weeks later with a denial from Ivanka and from Donald Jr.

And now, today:

The plot thickens. Donald Trump refused to comment yesterday morning on Howard Stern’s Sirius Satellite Radio show about whether his daughter, who like himself is a Wharton grad, has gotten implants. Ivanka hasn’t entirely answered the question, and her brother, Donald Jr., got angry the other week when 102.9 WMGK’s John DeBella and sidekick Brian Carothers quoted one of our recent columns and asked him about the implants.

Now this conspiracy to protect Ivanka from having the awful truth that she got a boob job — No! No celebrity has ever done that before! — has expanded to include not only Donald Jr. but The Trumpster himself. Pretty soon Dan Gross is going to be talking to the president about this.

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