Samuel L. Jackson Should Stay Indoors

So Bernie Mac died, and that was kind of sad. And now Isaac Hayes has died, too, which is also sad. Apparently, though, before Isaac Hayes died he passed on his teachings in a phone interview with Damon C. Williams.

Seriously, check out the headline: “People Paper lucky enough to spend time with Hayes while there was still a chance.” Catchy. What wisdom did he pass on?

“I have a new album coming out on Concord records, but I haven’t titled it yet,” Hayes said. “I’m also in a new movie with Bernie Mac and Sam Jackson called ‘Soul Men.’ ” The movie is due out later this year.

Oh, man. If I were Samuel L., I’d be heading to a doctor immediately.

People Paper lucky enough to spend time with Hayes while there was still a chance [Daily News]