Quickies: When Animals (And Presidents) Go Bad

• Animals strike back, part one: Rats are terrorizing a Kensington family. “They stand on the fence, sniffing around and playing with their fingers,” says a Kensington resident. Oh, and I didn’t make that quote up. [NBC 10]

• Animals strike back, part two: A beaver dam was causing concern over in Jersey. Then the humans struck back in turn — don’t they always? — and destroyed the football field-size dam. Beavers just can’t catch a break. [6 ABC]

• If you hurry, you can hear some people talk about impeachin’ the prez over at the Central Library at noon. And none of them are Canadian rockers. [Inky]